funnyandhilarious:

Nick Offerman was asked “Will you build your own casket before you die”. His response is so perfect.

crookednose:

(by Jack Batchelor)

labellefilleart:

Purità, Domenico Gatti 

theamazingindi:

diacrit:

"If you buy your girlfriend flowers, they will wilt. If you but your girlfriend a phone, it will break. Buy your girlfriend a wrench. Nothing will happen to a wrench."

this is painfully russian

talisman:

i want that first one

stveerogers:

James Mcavoy vs a fly [x]

nevver:

A secret about a secret

aurimynonys:

gardendwarf:

i like how when people say “i love couples with size difference” they mean tiny girls with waists so thin the large men they are dating can put their entire hand around them and by love i mean where the FUCK are my tiny vain princes and their huge muscular knight women who don’t put up with any of their shit and hoist them over their shoulders and walk off when they’re having a princely temper tantrum your all WEAK

image

plizm:

Ashley Mackenzie

psychospheric:

wow porn is so HD these days 

kya-lok:

So I made a thing

not-john-watson:

kaylizle:

okellyjaneo:

This looks like the worlds most unhappy wedding.

 

I felt like I needed this back on my dash,

C
xjawnlawk